Seriously, this is the shittiest Jezebel nonsense i’ve ever read. Congrats?

Sat here thinking ‘who??’ for at least 30 seconds before clicking.

It’s almost as if you didn’t read the piece...

I will never forget the *really* hot, well-dressed Irish dude pissing on the wall next to the ATM i was using years ago in Dublin. Well, hot up until he whipped it out and started peeing...

Oh good, we’re done taking postpartum seriously?

Why are socks in the pool more gross than someone’s skanky bathing suit?

Can someone (anyone?) explain why socks in the pool would be more disgusting than my uncle’s banana hammock in the pool???