confederacyofdunces
Don Scott
confederacyofdunces

Ahhhhhhh... this is the one I wait for every year. Magary speaks TRUTH, as does Mike (the first story). Racist, nasty people.

I will laugh at Zack forever. Swallow that bile! And a note to Steve: Kyle Orton has been to a Super Bowl. Blair Walsh is awesome. Love that guy.

Don't you think Loney would have protested just a little?

Don't you think Loney would have protested just a little?

Watergate hearings, then Elvis' death. Yes, I am old.

I LOVED watching the Bruins beat the Canucks in the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals... as a Blackhawks fan, any success Vancouver has sends the universe out of whack, off-kilter. Everything feels WRONG. Boston's hard-fought victory not only put the universe back in balance, it showed Canucks fans for what they are - butthurt

I don’t believe I’ve used the term suck to describe the Chiefs at all.

It's the 'COME OOOOOOOOOOON-' at the end... I laugh in spite of myself too.

This kid beats up both you and Samer.

The Rangers can try winning a Cup and then their ceremony can be 2 hours long if they want. Until then, shut up and deal with it.

I hate the rest of the Deadspin staff. You are on point, Drew... IT. IS. TIME.

To have the Muppets on a prime-time network show, they HAVE to be somewhat self-loathing and a bit darker than you remember. I grew up watching 'The Muppet Show' in the '70s and I largely didn't like it because it was corny. I can appreciate it now but I also see what the writers of today's show felt like they needed

“Can I say, “Please don’t pack me a lunch tomorrow. I really want an excuse to duck out of the office to get Chipotle”? What’s the proper, decent move without being a jerk or ruining the situation altogether?”

This is oh so sad and oh so true. +1

I want to chop up this WYTS and snort it right up MY nose. I HATE that there are 30 year-old mouthbreathing brat-slobbers that have literally NO memory of the Packers being consistently shitty and getting their asses whipped by the Bears on a regular basis. These creatures are God's sorrow.

“Because Northwestern is stupid and bad.”

Still better than scoring for Steinbrenner.

Andy:

All the +1s.

Dave Wannstedt will do that to you.