Any mention of HGTV immediately makes me think of John Mulaney’s bit on real estate agents.

I’ve caught a few glimpses of Good Bones which was fun because the daughter is very easy on the eyes.  That’s all I know about them.  So, they’re orthopedists or something?

My favorite thing about Flip or Flop is that neither of the hosts know how to be on TV 100% of the time, but their expertise is inverted. Tarek is good in the talking head segments but sounds like he’s been lobotomized in the candid shots, and Christina acts semi-normal in a California white girl way in the candids…

Flip or Flop is the fucking worst. No matter how many of them you keep pumping out, Christina, no one gives a shit about your goddamn babies.

Definitely dystopia. HGTV is a hellscape wasteland where no one installs bookshelves. If they do have shelves, they have one carefully centered tchotchke and no books on them.

I’m gonna type this into pornhub and let the chips fall where they may.

Interesting article, but can you elaborate a bit more on what features you will actually get with each shoe as opposed to their proprietary software and video recordings that seem like would be left out of the final product? What metrics can I expect from the Glideride vs the Evoride?

How did this finale leave more questions than answers? I thought it gave me almost all the answers I wanted.

That’s only enough time for the emitted light to travel about three meters, whereas if you pointed a laser pointer at the sky for a full second, it would travel over 300,000 kilometers.

I’ve been dismissive of Big Head as a character

Will Anthony Mackie show up as Dr. Manhattan’s secret sex partner? ...this show seems to make stranger possibilities ... er, possible! 

The fake Leonard Pierce review really needs to be on here.

I don’t think the Kavalry *does* have the Veidt video. An inner circle of the Kavalry that Senator Keene is using to manipulate the Kavalry as a whole has it. I’m pretty certain the average Kavalry member doesn’t know about it and believes all of them are following Rorschach’s inspiration.

I won’t say that the video makes sense.

“That version of Veidt is never shown recording a video (and the reference to Redford’s political career is mostly a one-off joke about the divergence from our reality);”

One thing to note about R’s journal: it doesn’t actually spill the details on the squid-bomb. Rorscharch doesn’t learn the true extent/specifics of Adrian’s plan until he and Dan go to Antarctica. The journal lays out his suspicions that Adrian is at the head of some kind of conspiracy and most likely killed The…

Wow, do I ever agree.

I feel like a lot of the fans are satisfied with “coolness,” provided that it means someone comes in and kicks a lot of ass with a lightsaber. They point to Darth Maul, an empty cipher with cool makeup, and Yoda’s absurd flipping around as things that are “awesome” about the Force and about the…

I find the reviews relying on Peteypedia to be more frustrating than relying so much in the reviews on the original comic.

Jeremy’s having fun because they’re paying him lots of money to basically be himself. I’m pretty sure all of what he’s been doing in all of these episodes is what he does everyday. Especially the riding around his English estate on a white horse and eating dinner naked.

Of course, our world didn’t have Dr. Manhattan making the Soviets nervous enough to invade the Middle East.