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I was there in April of this year. That dog from the pyramids has a name and it is Preztelcoatl. But you are correct that it is indeed a good dog.

Reading through the peteyfile now and... the Presley Debacle? Sounds like an interesting event, especially given his set list.

Will is 105 so he is a centenarian. not a nonagenarian. 

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

it must truly be difficult to live with an ant colony in your skull, my condolences

Pictured: Donald Trump holding his iPhone.

I’m with Darren here. I’ve seen a few restaurants pull this bullshit- there’s a chicken place in California that has a “California cost of business fee”.

*Frantically trying to update to iOS 13.1 on my LG*

Well, yeah. 3 lives (for the crew that died) vs planetary destruction...

“Reality: One of the biggest misconceptions in astronomy is that people think the Hubble Space Telescope actually goes to the places it photographs.”

Scary indeed. But losing 29,000 feet in 7 minutes is about 4143 feet/minute. That is a healthy descent rate for sure but is not in the category of a “dive”. On a regular basis we descend at 3500 feet/minute (737 pilot, major airline) so 4200 feet/min isn’t extraordinary.

“Actually, I do not recommend she stand by Germán.”
-Tammy Wynette

I knew Rocket’s suit was CG!

Jorge Soler is Spanish for Brady Anderson.

Yes, stupid baby. 

You can’t stop John Sterling, you can only hope to contain him.

Yall are acting like this is the latter seasons of Dexter. The narrative of whether we need a season two of this show is so bizarre. Every week this show proves the reason why it deserves a second season. It’s a beautiful, incredibly well acted, and every episode has had huge moments. Not quite as good as season one,…