No, but a giant, dying orangutan is.

Well T-Swizzle does own two private jets so putting a body on one to courier a track cross-country is well within her wheelhouse.

Because all of the people you mentioned, just like everyone in show business, are in it to make money first and foremost. That’s not an insult or judgement of them; it’s just reality. People who work their asses off to become successful and then finally do become successful tend to want to use every opportunity they…

If only our government took national security as seriously as TSwift takes her music’s security.

On the one hand, I get it, it’s your art, you want it released in a certain time frame. On the other hand, flying a person with an ipad to San Francisco and back to play one song, seems like a real waste of resources.

Correction, and I hate that I know this much to point out the correction: they have sex in a field or something, that of course THEY OWN, and afterwards he feels her belly and the baby kicking, and he’s like, ooh! she likes sex already.

In what possible way does he not seem like the kind of guy who would give her an infection deliberately as some kind of “sexy” act of possession?

She shouldn’t put ice cream in her vagina, she could get an infection.

I’m in Boston. Pop stations here may have lower standards. I know that whatever Pandora station the restaurant on the bottom floor of my office building uses played it WAY too much.

Flop or not, that “bon apetit” song was everywhere and it only makes me more annoyed that I had to hear it even though no one liked it. Who were the radio stations and bars playing it for???

In fairness, she was also once married to Russel Brand. I say it’s a wash.

Justin Timberlake

Agreed on the fuckery. I’d put them both in the same boat. And sink it.

I took his response as a thumbs-up to “Prince is GOAT,” because that statement is verifiably true. Not as a thumbs-up to this teen idol’s appropriation.

I couldn’t get past the “Hyuk, we’re funny!” voice bullshit. That video goes down as the noisiest, sloppiest celebrity blow job that I didn’t finish watching.

“The serendipity and synergy” of it all. He better pay his PR people double because they’re doing a great job with his media training and saying shit that makes good pull quotes but sounds empty.

Lovely visual :)

Please, Jimmy is one of the most vapid and turncoaty people on TV. He’ll go from having his mouth on Trump’s rectum to disowning him while shit still covers his mouth within a heartbeat.

A shitbird cowtows
While a shyster bullshits;
?uestlove hides his shame.  

Jesus Christ, Fallon sucks more dick than me at Mardi Gras