I ship my pants.

A War
What is it good for?
Absolutely Nothing!

I wouldn't believe it unless you wrote it, and I still don't believe it.

How old is Bernadette? Not that it would change anything, much like Lea Thompson and Madeline Kahn (when alive), I don't really care because MY GOD!

I think a woman playing the clarinet is sexier then a woman playing an oboe. Meanwhile, nothing is more manly then a large trombone!

GUYS! YOU ALREADY REPORTED THIS! DID YOU FORGET ABOUT STARWIPE!?

I was blown away that three college kids did what so many adults fail to do and wager correctly in every case!

Why not just have them star in the movie version of "The Book of Mormon?"

That movie never ends.

This season is more of what I was expecting when I had first heard the concept of Serial. I don't want any more true crime series, I just want one really interesting loooooong form story over the course of several weeks. I'm not a fan of getting drenched in murder mysteries.

Today on the Serial Serial Cereal Serial,

Sports media believes that SEC schools only exist to play football, and therefore,if you go to an SEC school to actually attend college there is something horribly wrong with you.

YOU MADE IT! YEAH!

I CAME HERE TO HEAR FROM REGINALD VelJOHNSON!

Deon's set on Conan's "Tonight Show" is still one of my favorite stand up sets of all time. Conan was right for hiring him. It was really good. Like most things dealing with the Conan "Tonight Show" it's basically gone forever.

It doesn't anymore. We live in a semi-perfect world.

I hope somebody was fired for that blunder.

Funny enough, the fact the the hand-jive dance itself wasn't exactly like the hand jive in the movie pissed off my sister.

They're both subsidiaries of Comcast, so it's okay.

So the production would have been better if they hadn't cast the actors of color?