I DID NOT SEE ANY MOVIES THIS YEAR (apparently).

My we will be victorious.

I've seen Weinstein episodes, and it just doesn't work for me. No Kevin and no TV's Frank make it barely feel like MST3K. I think I'll like MST3K2 more then Weinstein episodes because at least there is TV's Son of TV's Frank.

"Just then his hairy paws cause the wheel to slide. I screamed, too late, we hit a tree, he died."

A Parody? It was supposed to be a parody!? THAT ONLY MAKES IT WORSE!

"Kal El - El Dan
Kal El - El Dan"
-Letterman's new Oscar skit.

It's not up to the missionary. The decision comes from Church Headquarters. Apparently, one of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles sits in a room with a computer and mission needs and assigns missionaries based on needs/inspiration.

It depends. I hear South America (specifically Brazil) and Africa (specifically Ghana) have high rates, but yeah, 2-3 people is probably a good average. You're taught that success about the work you, the good you do and the lives you touch, not the number of people you baptize.

I spent two years trudging around farmland in Iowa. Some vacation…

The Hell?

I couldn't get over the internal logic of the Home Teachers. Who could have a viewing at a church on a Sunday? The church is booked!

The Singles Ward is the greatest inside-joke movie ever made.

Granite Flats is BYUtv's attempt to try some "Golden Age of Television" period drama (i.e., Mad Men) without all the stuff that makes Golden Age of Television work. It's TV-G! How is that even possible?

Hey bud, would you like to buy a watch…tower?

I think it was part of her Disney deal. Other Side of Heaven came out the same year as The Princess Diaries and Hathaway really has a minor part in it (and we don't want to give top billing to an islander now would we Disney?)

Hello. What do you know about McLarens and would you like to know more.

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true

Don't trust the B's in Apartment 3-G?

I can't believe the Death Star lost. How many of these can blow up a f@#$ing planet!

Where do you see the results from these? I want to know how it all turns out?