...what?

Well considering kotaku barely mentions games in actual production and instead focuses on cosplay, twitch streams, speed runs, and competitive gaming, this isn’t surprising

It’s amazing how not all white people are racist, just like how not all black people come from fatherless families, or all latinos aren’t illegal immigrants, and not all muslims are terrorists.

Then you just have awful pizza and tea. There’s no getting rid of that. It’s a necessary evil I suppose

100% agreed.

Because I don’t like shit tier writing? I’m ok with that.

Having characters like this kinda undermines the importance to the major players like Luke and anniken. Why is anniken or Luke so important when there’s 10 other made up characters just as strong, or stronger? Why bother with the whole chosen one crap?

Fun is one thing. Lore breaking and fucking the mythology into oblivion are not the same as “fun”. Save that shit for fan-fiction

That’s all EU bullshit that never meant anything, and was rightly wiped from existence

Thank god this didn’t happen. Those games were fun to hack and slash through, but the story was straight out of EU circa mid-late 90's (impressively awful).

Does hanging a nazi banner outside your house not make you look a bit like a nazi? Same principle applies here.

Did the original title not generate enough clicks?

No one cares

And no one cares

I bet if Chloe was running after Aaron this post would never have been made. Weird how things work on this page.

I love highlight reel. It’s one of the best things left on kotaku, but some of these like the roach clip at the end are just dumb

Well this sounds awful

I was a big fan of holland. He played a great high school Parker. I’m excited to see the character grow on the big screen. I think holland will only get better as Parker grows up in the movies

This all sounds impressively awful, so cheers to it never happening

Keep telling yourself that. All your problems are because of the color of your skin. Okay.