coldsimon
ColdSimon
coldsimon

Most likely a visitor from my part of the world.

Up here it’s the MDX.

Jesus man, did it come with all the cats?

I think there’s a lot of good writers here

No clue what you’re talking about, bud.

She has her ET extendo neck almost all the way up in that photo!

I thought this was debunked.

Garter snakes poop your hands

As silly as it is, we go to the (only) Monster Jam event every year here.

Did he reach plaid?

God damn I wish I was that cool.

The smell.

The TL’s beak looks nothing like an Alpha.

Argggh, that wagon.

It was intentional

I shit them.

Ugh, toilet on carpet.

What the fuck? Does it have a lift kid?

Midget wrestling was my fave

This guy banged the wrong lady