Good comment. Keep going, you’re winning so hard

Yeah, what next, a movie actor becomes president? A black man? A reality TV show bankrupt guy with his back against the wall just looking for cheap publicity?

Let’s cool it with the couples are attached at the hip American waspy bullshit. Plenty of people have normal relationships wherein they live separate lives from each other. Just because you’re from the midwest doesn’t mean this lady couldn’t have married a rich guy and then gone about her business, oblivious to his…

And in every movie he is A MAN. What do you think about that?! Hm?!

Not at the highest levels, though. Citizens united was basically legislation. 

Check out “The Pallbearer”

I have grampa do this with his bathroom calendar. One movement every day

“That’s right folks, not only will you get your shake shack burger, milkshake, fries AND plastic utensils... but for a limited time only, due to factory capacity being reached, you will also get a SECOND shake shake burger ABSOLUTELY FREE.”

He wrote in his calendar that he was not in prague that day. This has been deemed bulletproof evidence by the senate judiciary committee

It would appear your argument actually disproves itself. Basically, you’ve said:

I haven’t listened to this band or read the review, but since you said it was “objectively” wrong I have decided Manchester Orchestra probably sucks.

Pizza is just cheesed bread! might as well eat bread!

I mean football can’t really figure out its seeding with 16 games, they are just fine with it being a fairly random sport.I am totally OK with this except for the time John Gruden won.

I mean you are operating under the assumption that humans are good.

They own stock and realize if one thing crumbles everything takes a hit

Can you confirm Drew has been re-allocated to Lifehacker where he will write articles on how to avoid, treat, and if all else fails, live with Syphilis?

I stopped doing this sales job one time and it took them more than a month. I just kept my calendar updated and stopped answering the phone

There’s this new commercial that plays if you watch NFL on your cell phone for NFL network (just like a thing that makes you see all the football games at once, I gather) and it has this 7-9 year old kid go “I love you dad” and the dad cuts him off “shh” as he stares up at the wonderful screens.

BOOTSTRAPS. GET A JOB LIBERALS.

Why does someone make a knife that doesn’t pick up your fingerprints? That seems super murder-y

Why does someone make a knife that doesn’t pick up your fingerprints? That seems super murder-y