Just what I came to comments to say—Gloria Steinum got it exactly backwards—girls are meeting boys just to stump for Bernie.

Came just to post this. My caption: “I’m sure there’s no connection...”

Literally every subculture is plagued by those who tout their way as the “One Twue Way”.

As others have mentioned, mirror cleaning should, and I would presume will, occur at night.

Hugs are nice. I like hugs. From humans and other compassionate living beings.

I would expect that if a server has some kind of performance quota re tips, and management knows that some folks do tip in cash, then there should be a means of simply reporting cash tips for that purpose.

I’m no fan of Hillary, but...really? So, if she’s a “bra-burner” because she’s a female running for president, what does that make Carly Fiorina?

Again with the fucking robots. I’m sure you’ll love it when someone invents a machine that will do your job. So then you’ll get another job, but whatever you’re selling, robots aren’t buying any of it. So then you go on welfare, but there’s no money for that because robots have taken all the jobs, and robots don’t pay…

You’ve obviously never worked for tips. I’m talking taxes here.

Keeping the mirrors clean sounds like a good job for....unemployed Moroccans who need jobs.

The other reason to tip with cash is because it makes it easier for the server to deal with the tax man.

I used to work for a very nice woman whom I won’t name, who’s brother was a widely loved and despised U.S. Senator (whom I also won’t name). This puts me three degrees away from Barack Obama, to name but a few. And I’m an introverted hermit with an extremely small circle of friends and aquaintances. So what does this…

This. And regular piss tests for steroids and any other drug that causes and/or amplifies aggression and paranoia.

She’s just blatantly Panda-ring to the Furry vote.

Dude, have some respect. A human is dead.

It’s true. Just ask this scientician.

So, basically, some douche took the most obnoxiously douchey machine in existence, and douched up a way to make it even douchier?

And not everybody has the drive or desire to submerge themselves into the entrepreneuriall rat race. As for you, go look in a mirror if you want to see something sad and depressing. Stop judging other people for wanting to have a life that’s not based on working 80 hours a week to make some greedy fucker even richer.…

Good advice. Now take it to everybody who works for McDonald’s, Wal Mart, and every other exploitive employer. Yes, what marvelous choices we all have—get fucked here by this guy, or over there by that other guy. Work for a slave wage or starve. Arbeit Macht Frei!

“if they’re independent contractors, they should be able to set their own rates”.