I live my life a quarter movie at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those 30 minutes or less, I’m free.

Man, Kinja Deals really fucked up by missing these!

Has anyone else noticed that the people yelling about TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME are the ones that sound deranged? Also, it kinda sounds like they’re yelling about what’s wrong with Trump, as opposed to their “enemies.”

Normal human beings ?? Those guy take bullets and fire projectile on their bare skin. There’s nothing realistic here. It’s a fantasy game where anything goes. Poor Tifa she’s born with big breast and now we force her to have a breast reduction to not hurt other peoples feelings. Can she just be herself and feel good…

Oh no. You kicked a hornet’s nest by bad mouthing the Switch on Kotaku.  Good luck, sir.

Excuse me, but the two games you use as an example are amazing and console quality. Like he said, it’s exactly the same situation, unfortunately, the Vita didn’t have the bulletproof vest that anything made by Nintendo has with critics and fanboys.

I drove my mother to the airport for Mother’s Day. That was drama enough for me.

All you need to do is post your own gif... sheesh.

Psychologist here! Please do not armchair diagnose someone with schizophrenia.

Honest Question: Has change.org actually ever changed anything?  Or is it pure wishful thinking for slacktivists?

WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD

Oh God, fuck this. I have my misgivings about it too, but I am so done with entitled dipshit fans like these.

My argument there is that’s a book being remade into a different medium that, let’s be honest, more people will interact with.

SHE LOOKING LIKE A WHOLE DAMN MEAL

LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL BLONDE SON, AERITH IS SO GORGEOUS WHERE AM I SOMEONE HOLD ME

And then they went back to work lol

HOOOWWWAAARRRRR I NEED YOU TO SEND ME DRAGONS

50,000? At second grade? When most modern dictionaries rarely list over 20,000? When an educated person will know about 8,000? When you will need 2 to 3,000 to read a newspaper?

No but my 29 year old ass has an anxiety disorder!!!!!! How do you enjoy attempting to antagonize people on Deadspin for little to no reason basically every day?

The best part? We can now be done with the stupid magic shit and get back to the far more interesting Machiavellian intrigue.