C’mon, that coat’s enormous. It had, like, 7-9 pockets.

Why am I not an NFL coach? I can get drunk, not find things, slur my words, and yell at people just as good as Fisher!

I find it very fishy that an article is made about this just 2 weeks after EZScape did a very through video about it.

it actually advances 0.03 seconds at a time. Activision’s internal tests gave them a theoretical best time of 5.54, and if Rogers was able to best that by a single tick of the clock, it would be 5.51.

Yes, he is very wrong for not delivering a dissertation covering the breadth of the topic during this interview.

My god, the “famous person says something fundamentally supportive in an imperfect* way so let’s shit on him” genre has to die.

LeBron James will never be as successful as Michael Jordan.

I grew up with a “We’re never going on another god damn Vacation Dad”

This is fucking fantastic.

Make sure it’s engine oil you’re adding.

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I actually love the “F4HEY”, makes it look PRO.

What if they offered customizable Xbox Elite Controllers?

This is really beautiful *sniff*

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

♫ I just met y’all

a girl who I wasn’t interested in asked for my number

I clicked on this article and got a video ad for Armor All Auto Wipes.

“I’m Player-Somewhat-More-Well-Known now,” he added, letting out a sigh that transformed into a slight chuckle.