Starred for “thunderpoop”.

I remember loling at my friend on Facebook when she’d post pictures of her, her boyfriend, and her baby all decked out in their Bernie gear. Honey, he never had a chance.

Omg, Jennifer Aniston tucked her hair behind her ear and is wearing a little bit of extra eyeliner!

No, you should never apply ice to a burn!

Lol, Brylan.

Ooh, I love dark chocolate but have never used it for that purpose! Gotta try it sometime, thanks!

Thanks!

Gah, right? Fuck the coke rumors, dude was on straight-up speed.

Chronic bronchitis sufferer here. Me too!

Me too. Wouldn’t that be wonderful? Sadly, I don’t think puritanical America will ever amount to that.

Can I just say I want the number of Marla Maples’ spray-tan salon? I’ve always wanted that radiant tangerine tone

She was being ironic.

Well hey, at least she isn’t voting for Trump!

In THAT case, I stand corrected! :-D

That was just a joke. No offense meant. :-)

No one cares about your t-boner.

Jennifer and Paul crack me up because she has huge, dark eyebrows and his are practically translucent.

Otherwise known as my father-in-law, the boorish, bumptious Republican Obama hater who just happens to be living hand to mouth on SSI. The same SSI that most Republican contenders want to fucking abolish! Of course he never votes; he’s just loud and obnoxious.

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