It’s a magnet for sad fat people with nothing better to do. I grew up in Dallas and it’s far from the best. Go to Maple and Motor if you want a great burger, or Burger House, or even Fuddruckers.

Aw man I thought you were really going to buy this!

Not necessarily true. I had a 96 M3 with a blower kit that ran flawlessly from 90-140k miles when I finally sold it. The tune is very important to get right.

No mention of suspension condition. At 130k miles, a massive amount of refreshing would need to be done for it to ride like a 13 year old BMW wagon worth $18k. I would assume all suspension wear items are nearly new at that price.

Looks great on the vintage racer and Mansory on the new Mick.

My friend and I were wanting to splice in the Player Haters Ball “hate hate hate hate" laugh track between shitty studio lines.

You nailed it

And he won't bust you for smoking weed.

Porsche 996, then BMW e36. Both challenging.

The biggest problem is how overpriced it is.

How is he going to ship that back from heaven?

Another good one for organization I learned from my aviation mechanic: Keep small parts and nuts and bolts organized in a muffin tray. Works so well!

Is there a practically sized hatch that opens? Can’t tell from the photos. If not, then it’s as much more of a shooting brake than the Model 3 that you hate so much.

Why wasn't the UFO even ranked? Unbelievable!!!

Read in the voice of Jim Lahey

Not brown, diesel, Miata, or wagon.

Oh nawyr! Not Monzer!

Looks alright on Pike’s Peak.

Drive one first