If there’s one thing angry, vindictive nerds on the internet love and respect it’s Journalists, so I see absolutely no way this could possibly go wrong. :(

“Get me whoever directed Ragnarok...now that’s a movie”

Man, these Mexicans are showing up everywhere.  Now they’re taking jobs away from hardworking black gangbang workers.

Report:Water Is Wet

Free Fuck Chris Paul

Unused? This is an extra the Batman DVD that was released along with the 3 sequels about the same time as Batman Begins... The “Shadows of the Bat” documentary spread over all 4 DVDs is interesting. Esp when you get to Batman & Robin and the casts thoughts on it.

“She’s fine.”

Stephen Curry, the longest-serving single-team player in the league even as we speak

Of the “older” directors the Coen Brothers have usurped his spot. My evidence is purely anecdotal, but as a teacher the film buff teens I overhear reference Big Lebowsky, Burn After Reading, Fargo, and No Country far more than most QT films. QT seems to be a “phase” but they keep going back to or discovering new Coen…

Lay Thompson

Exactly, you start diving into hypotheticals and the first one on that list in recent memory is the 2015 title Golden State won over the Cavaliers.

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

I think the best scenario is that Durant makes a fatal mistake in Game 7 to lose the Finals and then we skip ahead five years and Durant has given up and gotten fat and Green has to come to his hut and convince him to come back and help them make one last title run together. And Green will bring a raccoon to the hut.

The Warriors are taking a page out Vonn Miller’s playbook.

To give credit to the Blazers - They went a lot farther this season than anyone thought they would at the start of tonight’s game.

I liked this when it came out...but I didn’t truly appreciate it until I saw the Lindsay Ellis video on it.

“This is a team that has mastered the art of playing as hard as it needs to for as long as it wants to, and for no longer than that.”

Not everything needs to be world ending. That’s one of the things I love about the Ant-Man movies. The stakes are very personal, but wouldn’t shatter the MCU if they failed. Maybe Spidey just beats up some thugs or Hawkeye takes on the Bratva. You can only threaten to blow up the world so many times before you have to…

Beyond them, there has been a distinct and striking paleness to the WWE title

Then again, maybe it was an especially evil candle? A cursed candle. I demand to see the candle.