My brother and I each got our own aircraft carrier and a few of the bases too. We would wage mock wars against each other with our different armed forces of randomly-assorted military hardware. Those were the days.

Come on man, at least warn us there will be stripping in your post! Some of us are at work viewing this!

Do you want to build a Wankel?
Just don’t blow an apex seal.
Mazda doesn’t make them anymore.
They’ve closed the door,
on high RPM feels...
We used to be best buddies,
and now we’re not.
Mazda just makes Skyactive why!?
Do you want to build a Wankel?
Just make sure it’s a turbo Wankel.

Crack pipe buy...

Mazda needs to stop wasting money on rotary R&D and develop a real usable performance engine. I know plenty of people who went from BMW and Audi to the new Mazda6 when it came out because it was that much fun to drive, but also plenty of people who passed it over because there wasn’t enough power. Why wouldn’t they…

This is the solution to Mazda’s woes:
bring that 4WD diesel wagon with a manual in BROWN in North America.

i see one nice car and 5 wannabe’s!

I would also argue that beyond the stereotypes, it is the best tasting brand of energy beverages.

When Comcast loses the naming rights to the Xfinity Series can we call it Monster University?

I feel like it would be healthier for our nation if it went back to being the Winston Cup.

You made it the old fashioned way, by being born into it.

Because this was before GMO and heavily processed foods so everyone was healthy and thin and not ashamed of their bodies.

The way you tell it makes it seem as if this story will be told from the Ford RS200's POV, which sounds good to me.

Addition: McQueen goes to junkyard heaven and meets god (voiced by Morgan Freeman as a white bearded Rolls Royce Ghost).

Lightning crashes violently while texting pictures of his exhaust headers to a VW Eos half his age. He is paralyzed for life, and begs Mater to kill him in his hospital bed. Mater declines, finds religion, and is raptured at the end of the movie.

Pictured in the middle of that circle. The bravest man in the world

COMBINED MANNEQUIN AND PLANKING OMGGGG

They can’t get rid of the V6 Mustang! What are Jalops going to use to compare prices now?

I honestly didn’t know anyone on the Jalopnik staff was of driving age in 1997.