Young children are very tender, no need for a pressure cooker.

For some reason, Martin Short’s line “I’m not a strong swimmer.” makes me whenever I think about it.

Bo Jackson was drafted #1 by Tampa but never signed, they gave up/lost the rights to him and was drafted by the Raiders the next year.

When I first saw the headline, I thought it was going to say replace ~1/3 of your wardrobe every year or so. Got me feeling all fuzzy inside because that is kind of how I do it. For example, I am replacing all of my dress pants and jeans this summer.

Whether it does or doesn’t make it out, if he doesn’t make the catch, the game is over. Walkoff grand slams are just cooler than walk off long singles.

Get some form of training beyond a HS education. For some it’s a bachelors, for some its a 6 month certificate. The goal is to become hirable.

Not sure if people remember the Great Walmart Ice Cream Conspiracy from last summer but Maltodextrin is one of the ingredient people were going crazy about and blaming Walmart for trying to poison the world.

the puppy beer commercial is more emotionally moving than this.

"A cupcake just isn't the same without frosting"

This article made me think of this Scrubs scene

One thought is to talk with your local school's shop/industrial arts/votech/whatever you call it teacher. If you are willing to pay for supplies and provide a design, they may have some, most will have capable kids that can put together a desk that fits specific needs.

I'm gonna plug a former student's company that created this app a couple years back.

An argument for those breaks is that it provides time for families to travel at different times of year so that students wont miss school, or at least minimize the time missed.

I'm not a die hard hockey fan but I watch a good amount. It seems to me that Hasek was really good, but a lot of the highlight saves were because he put himself in a bad position, like when he is sprawled out on his stomach. Am I wrong in saying that?

For me, I probably pay the same as before but that include sports packages that I wouldn't have had if I had cable. Also, not having to deal with cable companies is a bonus. If I want to stop a service, I just quit paying. No equipment to get back, no cancellation fees (usually), etc.

Detroit Butt Eaters sounds like an insult made by a 3-35 year old man

I was going to make an obscure Ghostwriter reference...your's is better.

Still a terrible way to decide a tournament/championship game.

Although they may be scarce or don't exist in your particular area, if the local school has a foundation or scholarship program would be a worthwhile cause to help student from the community. Also, many local school groups (FFA, FCCLA, etc) hold fundraisers and charity drives this time of year.

"massaging your thyroid with frozen cucumbers"