A convenience store will do in a pinch.

No need to make a bed if you sleep in a pile of dirty laundry

Can it be used for home defence?

Exactly!

Serena Williams is an asshole. Why is that so hard to accept? It’s ok to be an asshole! It’s also ok to see an asshole being an asshole and say, “What an asshole!” When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, did we yell, “BOY, EVEN IN VICTORY THAT ADOLF HITLER SURE IS FLINTY”?! Hell no! We shook pineapples at the sky and…

A good friend of mine outside D.C. works for the government. He has never directly told me where he works or what he does, but I know that he is not allowed to take his phone with him into the building. I have received phone calls from the FBI myself about him for background check purposes.

No kidding. The thing, too, in my opinion is that the stigma needs to come off of drug abusers / addicts — that they’re all evil incarnate, hellbent on dragging as many people down as possible and stealing, mugging and killing as necessary along the way. I have friends who are/were recreational users and friends who…

We will not rest until we learn the truth about how Tyler came into possession of these narcotics

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

No, it really isn’t.

Bedbug. 

How paternalistic of you. Here I thought (hoped) chivalrously guarding the frail women folk from the world of men was dead.

I remember back in the 80's my father talking with his friends and they were all worried our nation wouldn’t survive Reagan. But we did, perhaps through sheer exasperation.

Pretty sure Gruden is eventually going to go plaid.

Republican logic.... proud boys being bussed around the country to harass locals with police sympathy/protection - not terrorists. The locals who show up to oppose them wherever they go - terrorists.

“Fucking Indiana Jones! I hope the mayor of Portland does his job and arrests him!”

Once again, ANTIFA stands for “Anti Fascist”. Just to be clear on who the actual fascists are.

Someone saw him playing tennis, called him the Michelin man and he misheard it. This has to have happened more than once, so by virtue of it being said to him multiple times he thought nobody was called a “Michigan” man more so therefore he’s the Michigan man of the year! 

If Trump wasn’t a traitorous white supremacist grounding our country into the pavement, there’d be an almost endearing Baron Munchausen quality to the man. One day a visitor at one of his hotels or casinos, who happens to own a used car dealership in a small town in Michigan, pays Trump some benign compliment, and…

Except that...well, look at the photo. That is NOT a mount as you describe. And all that aside, its Pokemon GO. Hardly a thing worth risking your and others’ lives or safety over.