Everybody thinks a Republican woman is going to be one of the ones with decency until she opens her mouth.

” The cost of raising a child in the U.S. averages out to over $300k a year,

Baby, you gots to learn to proofread.

Silent Generation 

The two weren’t fighting, they were simply having a conversation with each other! A tense, angry conversation!

k

Both you and Daily Mail put surprised in quotes but neither of you seem to have a quote with “surprised” in it.

What do you think they are hiding?

Jesus Christ

I, too, would be bitter about other people talking about their sex lives if my beady-eyed husband who thinks I should be on Ozempic wasn’t attracted to me. 

How do you know if she needs the money or not?

Hiding what? That they’re drag queens? How about we just accept the -phobes at their word and not try to make queer people the architects of their own oppression?

k

I don’t care, but I also don’t care that people are fans of him.

Yeah Gwyneth seems like she’s a real barrel of fun in the sack

TIL Taylor Swift coined “you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes”

I wonder what he was like when she met him and what she thought this marriage was going to be like. 

Also, Rachel Bilson said Bill Hader had a big dick and this site cannot let a mention of him go by without that coming up, so if Trainor mentioned the size of her husband’s dick (in her blaccent, probs) what’s the problem here?

Everyone has the right to walk away from Mulaney, be it over his rapport with Chapelle or his divorce from Tendler (though, I think if the latter rattles you up so much, you have a long road ahead of you).

This would probably land better if this website’s stock-in-trade wasn’t consistently about ignoring larger contexts to misrepresent a pull quote.