Jezebel's Guide to 2020 in Which We Definitively Predict the Next Democratic Presidential Nominee   

It’s official: everyone is running for president! But who will win? I know who will win, with 100 percent accuracy, and am happy to share this information with you through a definitive accounting of each candidate’s chances based on our “five facets” metric. (Why five? Five is an objectively correct number. Four is…

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