The Browns are now taking a hard look at Prescott at the number 2 pick.

This was just Cleveland area teams preparing each other for the inevitable last second gut-wrenching soul-crushing losses they would have playing professionally in town.

Or should I rebut with a soft floater that leads to an annihilation. K then. -Delly

Surprised he didn’t have to write them each a ticket to satisfy the city’s “revenue goals.”

In what world is this better than the wooden spoon method? You can do three pomegranates in the time it takes to do one using this method, and you just have to wash your hands and the cutting board, not the three parts of a salad spinner and waste a bag.

Ridiculous horsecrap. Just watch Dellavedova play, including the infamous plays always cited to prove his dirtiness, and you will see it’s just pure hustle that players get pissed off at.

I hate the NFL but late on Saturday nights watch games and kinja about them? Hmmmm.

Yep.

Ooh I’m sure the Browns are about to ship Manziel and their first round picks for the next five years to Denver for the rights to Manning in the front office.

About G*d damn time. Can’t learn anything about him if he’s on the bench. Except for, of course, all the bad off the field decisions. http://www.clevelandsportstorture.com/2015/11/its-ti…

The tears in my eyes are some mixture of rage, sadness, and absolute gratitude for Diana’s reporting here. Thank you.

Yeah what a great dude.

Manziel not letting his gf out of the car is a fantastic metaphor for the Browns and their fans, but in that metaphor the car is a garbage truck and it is on fire.

Helicopters are hovering over my house (1/2 mile from Wrigley Field) right now in anticipation of celebrating bros.

Someone check Gary Barnidge’s alibi.

I have a two year old child, and cringed so hard at that story the other people on my train looked at me with concern.

I’m nearly certain that Trent Richardson run was in his first regular season game, and I’m completely certain it sent Browns fans into euphoria. And then Trent Richardson.

I’m assuming someone creatively edited this to remove his teammates’ embarrassing BLOWN ASSISTS, the stat most needed to be added to basketball.

Like was said, the Bengals Manziel-trainwreck show last year was a trip through every step of emotions, from unbridled enthusiasm to fear to loathing lickety split. But then he goes to rehab for a few weeks, and Browns fans have all but re-annointed him. F our lives.

Man, LOL at Cleveland all you want, because all the Seven know we deserve it, but don’t forget that BERNIE FUCKING KOSAR called that fake spike.