I’m not (often) naked when I’m in there working with a bench grinder.

Depending on traffic, LA is one-and-a-half hours from LA, soo.....

Strut all the things.

You must construct additional pylons.

Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast.

There are literally dozens of people who read this website.

Better yet, convert a Caprice Wagon 8 Pass to Impala SS Spec and make it the wagon that Jesus would drive.

Torch articles about Beetles take you to places you never knew existed, and make you stay longer than you ever imagined you would.

There’s so much nickel and dime type work on this car that is needed, $2500 is very CP. It’d cost a fortune to have this car back to clean factory spec. If all you want is a driver that isn’t perfect, I’m sure there are better examples out there with less mileage and better fitting bumpers.

That’s because humans were not meant to operate self-checkout machines. They were designed so that supermarkets could fire people, and that’s all they’re really good at. I didn’t get an education so that I could do a minimum-wage job for Safeway Corporation on my time off.

Only if you want that sweet, sweet underbody sponsorship money.

Kinja’d FCC’d

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Ah, the halcyon days when it wasn’t illegal to import a brand new car.

Truth. My P71 got 20mpg when I drove like grandpa and 20mpg when I drove like an asshole. You can guess which end of the spectrum rectum I tended toward.

I’m sure there’s a limit of where it can go safely and repeatedly, but one time things are different.

Jason:

There’s either a Ferrari or Lambo dealership in the same parking lot as a McDonalds in Newport, so yeah...

We have that sweet new Zonda dealer on PCH too. :)