“Not designed for actual use” hmmm that sounds like a challenge to me lol.

Just reading this brief article I can guess with say 92% certainty what went down here. This lady saw somebody being arrested and pulled out her phone to start recording and yelled at the cops something along the lines of “I’m recording you!!!! You better not kill this person!!!” and this pissed off the cops and they…

Design a Nutria fur coat and slap that stupid ass “SUPREME” logo on it.  Fixed.

I hereby offer up my fat to help out. I have plenty that I don’t want and it would be great for it to go to a good cause :)

Why does she say “as a woman of color....”?

Is there already a “Farley Mavison” or something similar in China they would have to compete with?

I get sad after sex because I remember I have to clean off the doll

“What other CEO would do shit like that?”

I’ve never taken it myself but to all y’all out there with half of a bottle of these that apparently don’t do squat for you - don’t just throw them away!  I can 100% guarantee you that if you give them to your doggo the little guy or gal will, after maybe a week or so, be insanely soft.  It’s wonderful!

Goddamn Penntucky

I really hope she got her coupon honored before she heard about the managers own misdeeds.  For reasons.

To me this sounds like she had a pretty good idea what she was doing. If she had been breast feeding for a long time then switched to formula a few days ago, that poor baby was going through massive withdrawal and that explains why they were crying and feeling so sick. Being an adult and having gone thru that more…

But there’s that funny video of him running down the street in his underwear while carrying an AK47!! - says the kids that love him

I didn’t even take the time to read where it was available, I just opened up tabs to Amazon, Bestbuy and Walmart. Thankfully my 1st choice Amazon has it because they don’t charge you until it ships.

I didn’t even take the time to read where it was available, I just opened up tabs to Amazon, Bestbuy and Walmart.…

I don’t give a rats ass about Sarah Palin but I just can’t stomach gotcha style cringe inducing stuff. For some reason, no matter the target, I just feel gross about the whole thing and I have to turn it off.

“Grandpa licked my butt, isn’t that funny?” Dear Lord hearing that from your child.... I can’t even. You have to decide if you even want to try to figure out what that actually means. I’m certainly not going to go there but my mind is reeling trying to decipher that statement and I absolutely cannot imagine trying to…

What if it wasn’t the power company shutting off the juice but instead a storm or something knocking out the power? (I understand that wasn’t the case here) If I’m ever required to make use of something that requires a constant power supply to keep me alive and breathing I hope it will have a back up generator or…

For $450 this thing must seriously suck.

For $450 this thing must seriously suck.

I am so accustomed to bad news on the environmental front that I 100% expected to click on this article and read that the first sentence was going to follow “is no longer in danger” and end up reading ......”because it’s totally dead now” Very glad to turn out to be too cynical on this one!

If it wasn’t for The Joel McHale show I think I’d put my sub on hold for the month