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I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

Pictured: the author.

If a media personality has a hot taek in the forest and no one is there to hear it, can we leave him there?

The roommates at 35 was concerning but understanding. The minivan thing made no sense. We need answers there. Does he have kids? Why does the have a roommate if he has kids?

This dude is simply a frugal tightass to the point of being OCD. NOBODY wants to live like that unless they a the biggest penny pincher in the world.

Just wait, this dude is going to get married to some type-a personality chick that bosses him around like no other. I’ve seen this exact scenario 4 times before. It’s a

I’m a lifelong Mets fan and I don’t even hate the Royals or their fans. I don’t mean to come off as a dick, but you guys are so far under the radar it’s gonna take a lot more than a WS title to make anyone have second thoughts about Kansas City. Honestly, I still don’t know what state you are in.

At what point is it not OK to have a roommate? My friend is 35, has a respectable income and a fairly reasonable mortgage with no bills besides utilities and student loans, yet his brother and another friend live with him. I say it’s ridiculous (and his previous girlfriend agrees with me since she just broke up with

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2007 Fiesta Bowl - Boise State over Oklahoma. Goddamn that was a great game.

If you can’t say it in plain language, I don’t believe that you know what it means.

The only good reason for the ‘backward on the back of your head’ option for sunglasses is so, if a brawl breaks out, you know exactly who to punch square in the fucking face first.

Maybe the next time you’re out of the house, you should phone her and ask how Wolfie’s doing.

Yes. And the extraordinary number of times he uses “I” also speaks to his sickness. It’s all about him.

This entire statement reads as if he’s apologizing for puking on her shoes. And really, there is no apology in it, because there is no admission of guilt, because it doesn’t even mention what he did.

Feel free to get off of your ass and do something about it.

These things force me to never want to put myself in a position where I have to sacrifice everything.

People aren’t hammering home enough that he fled on foot when caught. NO ONE reacts that way to “sex” getting interrupted; that’s only how one flees the scene of the crime.

It honestly depends on the league. Is it an “everybody plays, we don’t really keep score and there are no standings” league? Then no matter what the age, intentionally walking him is a dick move. But if it’s even a mildly competitive league with standings, hell yeah you walk him.

(BTW, no judgment intended on either

Who in the fuck are those guys

I can’t believe you’re even hinting that players shouldn’t wear caps. I get that they don’t really do very much, but the baseball cap is probably literally the only piece of the uniform a normal human can wear outside of being at the game and not look like an utter dumbass. Think about the sort of people who wear