Wanna know the "fridge horror" I get after reading this story? They never have just one person go through the scenario. And that means they catfished a whole bunch of other people too. They always run the scenario at least three or four times, so they can get some reactions that they can contrast with one another, and…

I’m assuming he means the classical version of trolling, as used in regard to fishing, rather than the modern definition relating to rustling jimmies on the internet.

Big city chef cookbooks are the absolute worst. I once got a book of “fast” healthy recipes by a chef from New York City and the relative quickness of the recipes was more than cancelled out by the hours spent visiting umpteen different supermarkets, specialty food stores, ethnic markets, and health food shops trying…

So, he recycles too? Damn, I’ll never be as cool as the Rock. Guess I’ll just keep trying to be Dwayne Johnson. That seems more reasonable.

It’s terrifying to you and readers like us because we congregate here in our shared Adequacy. There is nothing adequate about The Rock. He pisses excellence and craps achievement.

he always rambled. That is what makes him different and enjoyable. The games are 2-1/2-3 hrs long for maybe 20 minutes of activity. Baseball is sitting in a park ( they even call them that!) listening to your uncle tell stories. It’s not for everyone. neither is baseball.

Most goals are on Billy’s Screamer blog. Sometimes they call them “golazos” though, so watch out for that.

It surprised me too before I had kids. People had to con themselves into thinking it was worth it. Now that I have one and another imminent, I’ll tell you: it sucks by and large during the baby stage. As they slowly learn to talk and do stuff, it becomes incredibly rewarding and you start to look at your kidless…

Just sleep for four to five hours like your father, wake up tired and miserable, load up on coffee and get your ass to work. No one cares.

From my experience in interviewing and hiring people in the corporate world, you first reaction is to hire someone that you relate well with and want to be with everyday. I think that lends itself to much of the bias’s that you see above, people subconsciously want to hire who they want to be around not necessarily…

There are no more supermodels. There are models with massive social media followings, preferably members of Taylor’s Squad. Honestly, for fashion these days, it’s either an “Insta Girl” or a celeb. Of the two, I prefer the former.

Can I ask a stupid question? Could the painting even be progressive for its time and the title just outdated? I mean the boy is well dressed, he is the focus of a beautiful painting (the white dudes on the side are just his accessories) and he is described as a page and not a slave. Or is this just being caught up in…

I don’t think they get to decorate the whole palace, just their apartment. It’s probably one of those things they don’t even notice until they did and realized, “we need to get that fucking thing covered up or out of here asap”. It’s not like KP isn’t huge or anything.

Cough, Living on a Prayer, cough, cough.

♪ Uptown got its hustlers, bowery's got its bums, 42nd street's got Big Jim a walkin', he's a steel-cut oatmeal eatin' son of a gun." ♫

everyone in my state seems to have a Colorado flag logo plastered to their car

Way too well. Timing is everything in life and I was fortunate enough being a surfer kid from L.A. in Boulder during the height of The OC/Laguna Beach hysteria.

I like telling them that it’s cool they are celebrating Islam like that.

I went to college in Boulder back when nobody really gave a shit about the State of Colorado (other than to visit and ski/snowboard). Right around the time I graduated (2007) and left the State, it began transitioning to the hippie/hipster/brotopia that is always rated the #1 place to live by Forbes, Outside Magazine,…

Shart Sandwich, the compromise Spinal Tap album that never was.