Just like Nikola himself!

Yeah, but who’s kicking ass in the robot sex wars...The only robot war that matters.

So lifelike

! НАЧЕ СЕТ МУ РНОИЕ ТО ЯЦСС!АИ. ИО РЯОВГЕМ НЕЯЕ

Blame the Dark Ages caused by the church.

Spoken like a true Neanderthalophobe cavemanist!

Please don’t blame the Neanderthals for that; they had nothing to do with it.

Ron’s son worships Lord Voldemort. Harry has gone missing. The Death Eaters have given way to the First Purebloods, commanded by Supreme Leader TotallyNotVoldemort.

Yes. It would eventually consume the entire house and spread to neighboring homes and outward until it reaches the next town, then region, then country, etc. That’s why you must have the open flame as limiting factor.

So you’re saying ISIS is trying to infiltrate Israel by magically beaming themselves across the borders?

Yeah most scientific cameras take greyscale images. Consumer cameras have little RGB filters over the pixels. For scientific cameras, you usually want to capture as much data as possible, so you put a big filter over the whole thing and swop out the filters when you want to change which colour you’re capturing.

I don’t see color, because I’m not racist.

Another example of religion standing in the way of science and research.

And yet in 2015, the entry level for flash storage on top tier smartphones is still 16GB. Daylight robbery!

I saw your job on office space :)

Here was a fun one: A new employee, Sally, came to my office complaining that in the three days she’d been there, no one outside the company had received any email she sent. Internal email was flowing fine, however. Our email address policy was first initial, last name, so for example Joe McDonald would be…

Maybe that one about “photographs stealing their souls” really referred to opening up their design to potential copyright infringement?

For 40 minutes I really didn’t like that episode. It was just the same old generic moralising crud Dr Who has been this season where the Doctor is always right and both he and Clara talk all highly but then immediately go back on their own speeches.

Every time there is an article with ISS in the title, I misread it as ISIS

Sour grapes? I don’t want them.