AND THEY WENT TO THE STUPID POOP CAFE TOO. These are officially the corniest people in T.O and I’ll stop posting local-area snark now. They genuinely look very happy and I’ll cop to the fact that I’m acting out because it’s a bad day for me already.

In fact, I realized the mistake immediately after publishing and thus before I read all of your comments. I’m glad to be held accountable, in fact I expect it, but do please remember—all of you—that a human being is reading your comments. It was an honest mistake born from reading quickly — too quickly in this case.…

Lol. I usually do. But I will admit that back when I had to push my kids through the snow in a double stroller to get anywhere....I’d frequently toss my Bluetooth speaker in there and give them jingle bells and pretend we were on a sleigh ride.

I made and sold these hand over fin last year at craft fairs. I am more of a lap blanket kind of gal but in craft business you have to make what sells!

I swear to God, if I hear one more person whine about how Hillary didn’t live up to their “oh-I’m-so-special-and-couldn’t-betray-my-values” standards I am literally going to scream. I am more angry at them than for the people who actually voted for Trump.

Watching 30 yr olds makes me feel like I have my shit together - watching 20 yr olds makes me realize how much closer to death I am

Thanks I like plain because I’m basic and fun.

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

It’s like the promise of good tasting fat free cheese. I bite into it with naïve hope and it just ends up leaving a bad taste in my mouth.

creepy would be if it were someone ELSE’S hair.

Fridays (if your bosses are chill) or Thursdays (if your bosses are nerds)

Guiltr would have been more to the point.

Dear HRC: I keep thinking about that scene in The Abyss. You know the one where Ed Harris brings Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio back to life and, between bouts of CPR, he yells, “Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!”? And she comes roaring back to life?

Yeah, I get that. But it’s like the dog shitting all over the house and then saying, “Help me raise money for a housekeeper.”

Hello from the grays. I just needed to say that your comment sums up what is the hardest (of all the very hard) things for me to get my head around in all of this. Truth in the Trump Age has become meaningless. Just say whatever you think serves you in the moment. Have someone like Conway there to deflect…

Words. Mean. Nothing. Anymore.

I read that too quickly and thought you were wishing people deep dish. Which I wouldn’t mind.

I shamelessly love Martha. And their show has really grabbed me. They’ve had quite a rapport since he guest starred on her show several times. I love them together.

Black and blue. Exactly like The Dress. Same colors, same camera trick, same yellow glow in the background.

Fuck this pie there’s no sweet potato in it