Everything 90s is making a comeback.

Urban planning and infrastructure falls under the purview of design, Darcoby.

Obligatory seconding

eh, she seems like the kind of woman where screwing her significant other would take you from step A to Hep C.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

The song Drake and Taylor Swift are working on together “is about his failed romance with Rihanna.”

Oh god, my FB memories just recently showed me a post I made about what an apocalyptic nightmare scenario a Romney presidency would be. I want to find a time machine and go pat my past self on my little head and tell myself “oh just you wait my precious, naive little flower. Just you wait”.

I don’t drink so someone will have to tell me: is looking at the photo the same as the “beer goggles” effect? Because I feel like it is, but I have no proof.

Germany is pretty much the only country that doesn’t whitewash its history, and makes damn sure children are raised learning everything about its past mistakes so they won’t make them again. Virtually no other country does that.

This is all, horrifyingly, true.

my stepfather broke down on the day Trump was elected and confessed to us that he is undocumented. he was able to leave safely today morning and he’s returning to his home country via Canada. my mom will leave soon after to join him. we’re fortunate to be economically stable, and i have to stop myself from thinking of…

Yes, it should concern you if he expects to maintain a relationship with them. Too many sad stories of people who hang onto toxic family relationships because they believe blood is thicker than water. If he bends to the crazy, then you need to get out. If he stands up for you and himself and what is right and…

nah

Shit got real quick

“Lesser of two evils”

Obviously if the train is coming you won’t have time, but if you are ever pushed or fall in while conscious, run as fast as you can to the far end of the platform. Gives the conductor more time to slow down and there’s a ladder you can actually climb up.

#MakeTheIronIslandsGreatAgain

I mean, we have food safety laws for a reason. Food safety laws are why the people who make your food have to wash their hands after they poo. Or, remember how entire families have dropped dead of botulism because of improperly canned tomato sauce?

I find all these HGTV shows when I’m  at the laundromat, doctors office and vet office so hypnotic too!

I know this is a joke, but the premium I’m willing to pay for prepped foods is ridiculous. I feel like an idiot paying some much more for vegetables that are already cleaned and cut, or sweet potatoes that are already peeled and diced, but my time is valuable to me, and if I can pay a little bit to make cooking dinner…