He set the track record while driving under the influence? That’s some Dock Ellis shit right there.

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Sweet jesus. You can probably smell that from space.

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Bold statement.

I’d buy it just to piss off the neighbors. Plus raised-white-letter tires on blacked-out wheels (better if they’re steelies but I like these too) always give me an embarrassing boner. Which can’t be seen from inside the car. So there’s that.

You’re buying a cheap mid-sized RWD stick-shift V8 made from very, very common Ford parts. A NP designation accounts for $20 worth of seat covers.

nice price.

What’s not to like? It’s cheap, reasonably powerful, stick and easy to work on. It’s the NPiest car we’ve had on here in awhile.

It’s big, it’s rust free, it’s stick shift, it runs and drives and it’s under 3000$ asking price. NP all day, every day. Take 500$, find a big junkyard, and steal interior parts and try your hand and maybe getting some hotter engine bolt ons if you can. Have fun.

Out here in Orange County, Ca, we’ve had one Sherriff’s car that has been stolen like three times...

When I was a kid some guy stole a cop car drove it out to a field and burned it. Fast forward a few years same guy runs for sheriff. His campaign slogan was I had to buy the car I should get to drive it. Ended up getting elected.

Yes. But only if there was no roof opening as well.

I put my seats down in my Focus the day I bought it, and haven’t looked back since.

I went full tard. Sorry.

I thought USPS was independent.