I hope that wall had insurance!

Before you get on him fortrying to rhyme “penetratin,” you’ve got to understand it was that or trying to rhyme “statuatory,” which is almost impossible to do.

Don’t worry. I’m pushing for an entire section of this.

Everyone in Minnesota knows, that if you want to see someone air their box out in public, you just hit a Vikings party boat cruise.

You should visit the greys

Whoa, don’t forget the Danish.

You seem fun!

This is amazing journalism.

This isn’t a new idea...

I think that’s a Honda Shadow 750 with the moosehead

Assuming we can look at it in a realistic way, number two is the correct choice because of one particular loophole.

I met him at a Red Bull thing in Austin and he was nice enough to go out of his way and actually speak to me when I said hello. He stopped, told me he had some exciting things coming down the pipeline, etc.

Magnus? I think it’s mostly because he’s a Porsche guy who looks and acts nothing like typical Porsche guys. There’s value in being a weirdo, especially if you’re good at it.

To be honest, I’d rather be bitten in the ass by 50 rattlesnakes then drive a Camry. Kids? Hell, they can walk, like I did as a kid 30+ years ago.

“It is the official car for boyfriends pointing it out to their girlfriends when they see it on the street.”

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