Stop queerbaiting us, show! If you have the Hound and Tormund talking BJs you gotta deliver. #RIPRenly

Gendry proved tonight that it IS possible to have chemistry with Jon Snow despite all other available evidence.

This "triangle" is like the worst would you rather of all time. Would you rather bang a really old dude with dragon pus scars all over his body, or your mopey nephew?

I sort of assumed she was talking to Qyburn about how to fake a pregnancy.

Rude that Sam didn't let Gilly finish telling the story of Rhaegar and Lyanna's wedding… like what color bath towels did they register for?

Sansa was in an impossible situation, married to a lunatic who she could not refuse. Having ended up in this marriage, she had no option to say no to Ramsay. Unfortunately women sometimes have to do the mental math of "What will happen if I try to stop this" and Sansa is smart enough to know that in this situation the…

Fire cannot kill a dragon tho

They're not my faves but I was pretty disheartened to see the Lady Warrior Supergroup get taken down in 2 seconds by a Jack Sparrow cosplayer.

I was really surprised in the first episode that everybody had heard about the Freys and were all basically ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ about it so I expected the news of a huge, game-changing battle between the Warden of the North's family and Jon Snow featuring the famously battle-shy Vale backup dancers would be like the hot goss of…

*culs-de-sac

After forcing us to watch Pimple Porn with Sam and Jorah I'm glad the show gave us the gift of Sand Snake #3 stabbing a dude right in the dick.

He was already in a damn tomb he should have finished the job and hid the bones in a hasty statue.

"Pull that off" - I see what you did there.

That was Whip Snake hung by her own whip wasn't it?

I'm very confused that Arya seems to be up on the Westerosi headlines but somehow didn't hear about Starkapalooza up at Winterfell.

That's what makes it the best Council.

She also sort of aped Alaska's "Oh no I don't want to do this I love these girls so much" and then putting on the glasses and being like "ALRIGHT NOW!" thing. I can't believe she didn't get called out.

Then you'll love this movie!

It is very good but does fall prey to the 30-minutes-longer-than-it-needs-to-be Judd Apatow curse.

Saw this at Sundance and it is HILARIOUS. Main cast is amazing but possibly my favorite part is Lauren Weedman as nobleman Nick Offerman's sarcastic wife.