Can the Cowboys finally hire Woodson to keep Dez from throwing a 3-year old’s tantrum every other game?
CitizenAndDenizen
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When can we expect club security to move beyond Charlie Chaplin security cameras? Every “club”, liquor store, gas station, bank, Taco Bell, etc. has the worst security cameras possible. It costs maybe $400 to have top-level cameras (WITH SOUND AND NO VHS!!!!!!).
“So, you’re saying I not make list of drivers who should do good-er? Please explain my confusion.”
Half the planet would give away “future” facts if it meant they received magical clicks. The other half would spend a month attempting to spoil everything for the reader.
*Dude in the video never graduated from Stanford. Still wears whity-tighties. Still trying to play the “free drugs for everyone!” card. Paid $4k for his field pass.
If the car is “unmarked”, there should be no infraction. Why do unmarked cars have the ability to pull over anyone on the planet?
Dr. Huxtable is clearly a fall risk. It’s a good thing he’s carrying that ultra-safe cane. Then, just in case the cane of ultimate strength fails, there are two completely confident individuals that could carry him to the next hospital in town.
It’s like a gang, except you have raise your hand in class before you can take a restroom break.
One person in this clip wore a white suit one night and killed a guy. That same white suit has never been seen again.
7 years of professional football. Still has no idea WTF just happened.
Why no bitching about Kobe? I’m pretty sure just about everyone in the league is playing better than our KB das Deutcheland PED mail box than Kobe. Can we just start calling him Das PED at this point? He goes there like 9 times a year to get “special medication”.
The required “belt line of safety” along the sides of all new cars is a fucking shitshow. In 10 years, none of us will be able to see beyond the 2” windshield will be declared the safest car in history except and nothing on the Taco Bell menu will fit.
So it was like hanging out with a couple of lunatics, except politicians are actually real people. Got it.
Dez Bryant’s retirement speech will include anecdotes such ass “I act “dis” way cuzza you!!!!!!!”, “Slappin’ momma made moh money den mah mouff”, and “I wood firsss like to tank Jury Jones.”
Might as well get totally fuckered-up before Irvin starts talking and throws a gallon of spit and whatever the hell comes out of his mouth while talking.
For several years, I really disliked Steve Harvey. I’m a white dude. Over the past few years, I’ve given him another chance (which means nothing to everyone else), and, pre-”this”, I found him pretty entertaining on Family Feud.
“Hey nooooooooooobs,
+6 vertebrae handicap.
I take no issue with anyone’s sexuality. Ever. I have too many other things to work out.