Save the money, buy a Revell kit and start building, and sniff the glue.

Dear Mitsubishi,

185 horsepower and 170 pound-feet of torque, 3200 lbs, awd, stick, decent handling at around $22k... I still don’t get how people didn’t fall for the Kizashi. That car was for sale in the US for a blink of an eye before they backed out. I mean sure it’s no STI but on a gravel back road or in the snow those figures…

“Sorry, but am I to understand you’ve inserted your father’s skull inside of that ball for bowling?”

“There's not enough beer in the world, Spleen, I'm sorry. I'm sorry."

“Until you learn to master your rage—”
“Your rage will become your master? [Long pause] That’s what you were going to say, right?”
“Not necessarily.”

Wes Studi is a national treasure.

Only line I remember from this movie is the Shoveler saying, “We’ve got a blind date with destiny...and she just ordered the lobster.” I still think that’s pretty good.

Better have a PIF editor to use apps from the DOSphone. If you need help, just open your RealAudio Player and listen to my stream. It’s on Geocities.

I honestly can’t understand how this gawky awkward design ever was grenlit for production.

Damn honey, that Breeze was a looker.

Thanks to everybody who came out! We’ll have some video soon. Great show.

1000 adherents in the US? Make that 1001! Finally that “Keeping it Rael” tattoo on my lower arm I gave myself while drunk has meaning.

What’s even weirder is they probably won’t have redesigned the Charger

Bruce Arenas. We keep firing him and he keeps coming back.

According to Detlef Schrempf, LeBron is headed to Dusseldorf.

Bora Milutinović will only be 81 by then.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH DISMISSION

I think I can guess what he’s into...

I’m tempted to buy it for $10 just so I can say I own a Ford GT. Do they have the title?

just thinking that... also, she looks a bit like Bowie in that photo and now I’m very confused...