Just to reiterate. . .

Trump brings up the black unemployment rate so often that, as a black person with a job, I wish I could quit it just so he couldn’t call me an accomplishment.

The Obamas are actually Christians, but people say they’re Muslims.

Give it up with all this standing bullshit, it’s so exhausting. Can’t believe anyone believes the shit that comes out of his mouth:

Trump only wants people to stand for the anthem so that he can more easily pick their pockets (I mean ‘pick’ literally). What a feckless cunt that guy is (Samantha Bee was correct in her assessment of Ivanks...she just broke George Carlin’s rule and said one of the seven words you cannot say on TV).

“We proudly stand for our glorious nation under God” doesn’t sound like the dictatorial ravings of a fascist at all. No sir, not here. No expectation of blind deference to authority in this democracy. Just some good ol’ fashioned singin’ and salutin’.

Wow you should be a professional baseball guy!

Let’s do it on June 14th, I got some free time that day.

We could even have a Day for the flag! But what would we call it?

Stop bashing Trump and admit that celebrating the flag is a GREAT idea!

If this administration thinks its a good idea to come between Eagles Fans and their team, well, good luck I guess.

Yes but only active military members who are offended by players kneeling during the anthem.

I know signal and noise keep getting muddled in this administration, but let’s just take a second and make it clear—this is not normal, nor should it be accepted as normal.

How dare you say its represents American ideals. If i have learned anything since the start of this administration, its that the flag solely represents active military.

Given Two Scoop’s purported (lack of) a relationship with both of his parents, I think the emphasis on “abandoning” is obvious case of displacement.

These individuals, along with more than 1,000 Eagles fans, were scheduled to attend the event.

Just an insane sentence to read coming from the press office of the White House. It’s cool to know that a presidential statement reads exactly like a Tucker Carlson chyron.

I’d rather they threw batteries at the MAGA chuds that will be there to worship their dear leader.

Upon learning these facts, the President decided to change the event so that it would be a celebration of the American flag with Eagles fans and performances by United States Marine Band and the United States Army Chorus.

Eagles fans reading this and attending this event, please for the love of all that is good in the universe take a knee when the anthem starts to play.