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I am still afraid the Caps may lose game 4 and it’s been over for 20 minutes.

As soon as Vegas scored its second goal, I prepared to turn off my tv for good and throw it into the ocean.

my favorite part was when vegas took exception to the Caps trying to score late, as if they were trying to run up the score.

You...you can’t quit! You’re fired! Yeah! Take that! I’m in charge! I’m the biggest and most important! Nobody refuses an invitation from me by god! I’ll just cancel the whole thing and make believe it’s about the flag! Yeah, see how you like that!

Jesus Christ. Every day of this administration is a migraine.

Fake news. Trump was just too nervous to be seen shaking hands with Nick Foles.

In normal times you would be Godwinning this thread. These are not normal times.

Is this really gonna be my “Welcome to the Resistance” moment because when I read that press release from the White House my blood boiled with rage. So much so that I had to drop everything and write a rant.

Enrico Palazzo from Naked Gun!

If it did, he’s certainly been searching for them.

Hell, they should just have him sing the without having a copy of the lyrics in front of him. He’d be lost before he got to “see,” probably end up singing Take Me Out to the Ball Game or something.

So the 1000 Eagles fans who are planning to attend and expect to see the Eagles, will instead be treated to the sight of Trump singing the national anthem? Whoever at the White House thought Eagles fans would be ok with that disappointment is obviously not familiar with the Santa Claus story.

That’s twice this year the Eagles have stunned the patriots.

but the 1,000 fans planning to attend the event deserve better.

I have no idea when I got to bizarro world but here I am cheering for the Eagles since they beat the Patriots and pissed of trump.

“Wait a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll...”

Makes me glad to be an Eagles fan.

Can we take a moment and reflect on the eleventy billion trillion ways that karma did NOT pay off today?

I’ve always wanted to, but I feel like for every story like this I can come up with a hundred horrible people who do just fine in life.

Car don’t lie.