I for one do. Publicizing that it's a good thing for women to stand up for themselves, and that they don't have to be passive and accept all the sexual harassment that is thrown at them, is a good thing. It helps women who see it, empower them to also stand up for themselves.

Don't have a long engagement or your wedding planner, Kinja, will decide to start over from scratch every few months.

Get Dukakis to give your speech. You know it's best.

You'll need to set up a wedding photo capable of being turned into a Shop Contest.

All the pews would be arranged randomly and half of the guests would complain about the wedding not being related to video games.

You should also probably get some Chrome-scented incense, as burning that stuff always gets people talking. For better or worse.

Just don't invite Jezebel if you plan on having kids

Everyone would wear big pink fishes over their private bits.

No tuxedo, just pink fish taped to sensitive areas.

Considering that it was merely a statement and didn't sound bitter at all it sounds to me like you have long lasting issues with the backlash.

All I hear is "Zip zop zoopity bop, pudding!"

Gamers are like elephants; large, crusty creatures of habit with complicated social behaviors not yet fully understood.

Also something about forgetting I guess.

Part of me is hoping he'll create an account called Traffic Plunkett just becasue.

Are you 13? Because only a dumb kid would think two years is a lot of time.

That is sort of like saying we shouldn't still be bitter at George Lucas for what he did to Star Wars.

You can always do what I did... go to twitter and search #TitanfallBeta and I bet you'll find a few codes on there form the A-holes that sent in 50+ emails to EA asking for beta codes.

Fuck you for letting me play your new game for free EA, even if it's only for a day.

If I get one the day before it ends I won't even bother redeeming it. That's too late to make it worth downloading the client and spending the few hours of playing trying to catch up with people that have been playing for days.

Although I don't have a problem with the codes being given out on the same day as the start of the beta, fuck EA regardless.

A joint and something excessively cheesy are definitely in my plans for this evening.