the killer feet images

“Duets Restaurant opened in the neighborhood of Weston-super-Mare;”

Meaning: The days of 15-minute songs are over. Cutting songs to 3 or 4 minutes is so now.

A hilarious comment that, sadly, doesn’t seem like many people will see, since no one seems to be clicking on these interviews. Here’s a Recommend click.

It seems geared to the sort of people who watch The Wizard Of Oz while playing Dark Side Of The Moon in earnest.

Isn't the most recent Doom game basically "Doom but it actually resembles the cover art practically exactly"?

“HAHA! Guys, my dad said he wanted six Giants to be his pallbearers so they could, ‘let me down one last time’!”

He’d get picked off before he even got past Venus and taken back for a pick 6.

I figured their marriage didn’t work out because he’s Ryan Adams and she’s Mandy fuckin Moore.

All black? He’s not wearing a shirt, ya racist. 

Nobody wanted it in the first place!

no... you did not.... just introduce me to a Troma Filmsa version of the shaesprean classic Romeo and Juliet

Roe v. Wad.

You wouldn’t have that problem if your cellphone was powered by plutonium like the Voyager probes are.

and after all that, you end up in Newark

I’ve just called my attorney about filing a suit against Raid because I found out that my cockroach insecticide has drink flavoring in it.

Shit, i just remember Crandall talking about it. But it’s been YEEEEEEARS since I read it, what with it being perhaps the scariest of his books.

Spoliers....

That’s it - I looked it up to be sure I wasn’t losing my mind.