This is AMAZING.

I think they were going for a portmanteau of hypocrite and Christian.

I am HOWLING.

I get the bras for the bedroom thing, but even the models look uncomfortable to me.

ALSO while we’re discussing Lane Bryant can someone please explain the point of bras like this where an awkward amount of your boob is gonna be hanging out

JLo’s “oh okay” KILLED me.

Oh man, that would be an amazing ship. You sink that ship, bb.

That second gif has exploded my brain.

I ship this.

Every time I click a Millihelen post, I see you full of useful information. You are so great!

There is so much shade packed into that one statement. I am IMPRESSED.

I like you.

But girl, you know someone’s gonna come at you for daring to suggest just using formula.

The trick is doing more warm-toned purples. Like, Urban Decay's Asphyxia is my jam.

I’m also on the side of finding teenagers not terrible. I mean, they say and do ridiculous things. Mentally, they’re kinda like puppies who have adult-sized ears and feet but nothing else.

Ugh. That waking up and going “why am I WET...oh, Jesus Christ, there’s been a massacre” thing is less than pleasant.

And socks? No. No no no no no no. Between the sheets there’s only feets.

Currently watching whatever the most recent season on Netflix is. I would not fuck with Arya Stark or the actress who plays her.

I'm back in the Carolinas now, so I can hug any damn spring flower you want. ;)

I have noticed this. Nobody complained as much about the weather in Marquette as the people who'd been born and raised in the Mitten. :P