For the love of god children, if you want to have casual sex, have all the casual sex. It it leaves you feeling “emotionally hollow”, you dont massively enjoy it, and you actually care about “losing” the person who’s tinder messaging you for a fuck?

Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

Would you prefer it masquerade as news like on some other channels?

This machine isn’t like a first-class ticket on an airline. It’s more like a front-row seat at a concert. It costs an arm and a leg to get in, it’s noisy and uncomfortable, and you might be expected to cheer. Sure, it’s the best seat in the house, but you damn well better be a giant fan of the band.

John Oliver is doing a damn good job over on HBO. I mean, that show is SO good!

Jon Stewart always gave me a way to work through the anger and frustration and ridiculousness and wrongdoings of politics and people. Whatever awful thing had happened, you could watch him and even though the problem didn't get better, you at least could work through it and just go "Ya, somebody fucking gets it." And…

Jay Z's face ain't bad either.

Not bad...

LOL!

But when I do my mom

Well, actually, Elf from Gauntlet could fire faster ....