But to be specific a cord is a unit of measurement for firewood, not sticks.

Yes. Who the fuck wants a team called the Chords?

Yeah but what if a team had a bundle of sticks as a logo? Would it be okay to call the team the....well, you know.

God how much I would love an all 22 cam on game day.

+1

Way better.

Meh.

Wait, are they or aren't they?

It was a reference to Vince Young who has infamously become bankrupt because of his love of Cheesecake Factory and buying up all the seats on commercial flights. So, you know, whatever dude.

I bought up every seat on an airplane so I wouldn't have to deal with those brats. The bankruptcy? Also totally worth it.

I didn't say he was wrong.

I'm starting to see the whole picture here. The man kidnapped his family, forced him to write falsehoods against his will and then force fed him cappuccino chips. Makes perfect sense.

Ah, post college cynicism.

Is that why you called Yuengling overrated? Because of the man? Makes sense.

I totally had a thing for Jasmine.

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

I hate myself for posting this comment. Don't give me stars. Please.

I applaud you.

Being white is like a club where fellow white people think it's fine to share their racist bullshit.

I'm not a Jew but if a prospective partner busted off a joke like that thinking I would think its cool then I would totally drop out of touch.