Thanks for the TL;DR summary.

No, I'm the son of God!

Unless you smoke pot. Might as well have leprosy.

Student athlete.

We won't judge you.

Boobs.

I'm kind of with Marty when he said shit happens during camp. He got a fine and a suspension and I bet this whole thing ends at that.

Verlandeez nuts.

I like her because she has big boobies.

He said he was an irresponsible hater so best to forgive and forget.

As long as you admit you were an irresponsible hater, then I can forgive you, Will.

Your girlfriend looks like a hand.

So dumb.

I hear those leave a hell of a mess.

Kill it!

I went fuckin nuts on BK when they did the Pokemon toys.

I went fuckin nuts on BK when they did the Pokemon toys.

Then there is no hope.

Yes, being peaceable equals being a pussy bitch.

Fuck it. Everybody kill everybody.