Ha ha! Yeah. They'll be laughing because everything WILL have processors in it.

The preprogrammed noise is programmed into the microprocessor and played out over speakers instead of an entirely battery-free mechanical system, which is why my talking E.T. toy still works 30 years later.

I don't disagree with that motivation. They are attention-seeking dipshits. But we blog about tech news here. It'd be an oversight not to post about Lizard Squad.

Why is the promo video shot mostly out of focus? What does "The Quality You Expect From Indie Game Designers" mean? I hope that the two don't go hand-in-hand, because this looks like a neat product.

There's no way. That's just not how courts have interpreted fair use in the U.S.

Your user name is rather apt.

Being locked in a medical facility in the early twentieth century, on a remote island, may actually have been equivalent to prison — or worse.

Yes. And it does not always show me everything when I click that. That is the issue.

Thank you for reminding me about him, if only for this song alone:

Considering all of the other times people have had to grind through this game, 2 hours isn't too bad!

Paid online that is still cheaper than the Xboxs paid online, and gives out a lot more free shit under the PS+ program. So I can't really complain, brah. Plus, y'know, a console that was somehow not just CHEAPER in price than the Xbox, but had better specs and better performance. Probably because they didn't try to…

How did you gather that I'm trying to ruin it for others? The boring, uneventful, sloppy mess that is Destiny is ruining it plenty well without my help. I'm bored and stuck at work with nothing to do, so I clicked the article, sue me :)

... Fuck. I dismantled it as soon as I saw that it was garbage as a common. Guess I'll be using this trick to get it back... had it on my first Blade kill, too.

Mean, but super funny.

I hear Google is fantastic this time of year.

But the point is, yes they can. It's their store. They can choose whatever games they want to put in the store based on whatever criteria they want.

Except what a lot of you and those fucking people crying about first amendment don't seem to get...Valve is NOT the US it's a privately owned company that DOES have the right to say NO we will not sell your game...People want to cry about 1st amendment well that would cover Valve also, even though again being a…

Don't you find it ironic when are dev are honest and yet people are doubting his intentions. Devs can't win.

Maybe you don't understand how this works. It is already regulated however it is currently under rules that can not be enforced. This whole making it a "Utility" thing makes it work like phone lines in that they cannot regulate the traffic based on where its going. You're electricity giving you issues? How about your…