Motor- and bi-cyclist here.

WHY DID HE NOT CHECK THE TIRE PRESSURES GODDAMMIT?

He does love Fig Newtons

Do you think he might not have crashed if those window stickers weren’t in the way?

Jesus the interior of that thing is a rolling dissertation. I’ve seen books with smaller wordcount.

Meanwhile the CEO hasn’t earned a dollar in years and survives on interest free loans from VCs.

Then you should reconsider joking.

So that explains the blinker problem with BMWs, they are just low on the fluid not idiots.

You know how some people get bent out of shape over people who don’t park perfectly centered? I get that level of pissed off when I see people doing this at the fuel station.

But on the bright side - if the cops try and push you off the road, the resulting explosion will help hide the dead bodies in the back…

Best gas tank filler location.

FYI - looks pretty but sorting by color is not very helpful. Best sort by shape. You can then easily see the color you want in the shape you need. Hard to find the shape you need within a pile of different shaped pieces that are all the same color.

Would you say that your cat is more 4:3 than 16:9?

That Tigers pregnant. Now how do you feel for fat-shaming her?

HEY! I DON’T SEE ANY TIGERS AROUND HERE! DO YOU?!?

A fuck ton of seeds

QA team behind-the-scenes:

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

Looks like I’ve got a smile on my face. Only one of us is miserable, pal. Remember that when you moan about the next video I make. Peace 😁

She seems unbearable.