While everybody else pairs off in the wintertime, Maria Bamford finds the season frustrating. All men on dating sites seem to be really active, and she can't measure up.

Stephen Ho, best known for bringing his stuntman skills to Conan, talks about fulfilling his wife's superhero fantasy. In this instance, it borders on bestiality.

Do you have an hour? Here is Hans Rosling's BBC Four documentary The Joy of Stats. He takes us through a number of studies he's done and the statistics to back up said claims, complete with pretty charts.

This is the video you watch while aboard the Back to the Future Ride at Universal Studios. It involves chasing down Biff in his time-traveling vehicle and bumping him with your own time-traveling vehicle. Please strap on your seat belts.

This English bulldog does not want to move. At all. Drag him if you want. But, at the end of the video, you'll see that a simple change in direction (towards home) is all he needs to cooperate.

Here are the crudest, most vile, and also most creative insults you've ever heard put together into one devastating assembly line of a video. Hope you can pick yourself up after watching this.

Everybody has to start somewhere. Stephen plays a supervisor trying to convince an employee to talk face-to-face. Instead, he keeps on getting memos.

Well, here is a WTF standup featuring Jay Herrod. We can't tell if he's joking, or if he just has great comedic timing. You should know that he plans to run for President.

On Stephen Fry's BBC show QI, Graham Norton coaxes the Harry Potter star into trying out the guillotine on stage. One thing leads to another and suddenly Daniel Radcliffe is headless. Video ends without resolution.

In Lafayette, Louisiana, a few neighbors are upset that some no-gooders erected a couple of snow penises on their lawn. While obscene sculptures are against the law, when the police arrived they had a few laughs. Blurry snow penises inside.

The rest of the world plays a lot of soccer. So naturally, here are a whopping fifteen minutes of soccer bloopers. It's part 1 of 2. Enjoy!

While your kids got a Nintendo Wii, this boy got flags. Yes, flags. He has the presence of mind to pronounce them with the same ceremonious vigor. Obscure flags, all correct. Just wait for "Central African Republic."

A cycling race, shot from above, catches this traffic jam started by one falling racer near the lead. Bottlenecking leads to the inevitable pileup of all unfortunate followers.

500 scenes from all eleven Pixar films, cutting every few seconds and underscored by awe-inspiring music that encapsulates the wonder that these films have conjured in us over the years. Try it.

Did you know that baby tortoises climb rock walls? Have you ever seen so many baby tortoises together? Here they are, in a tank at a pet store.

Like the cutest suspect under interrogation, this baby says no to everything mom and dad suggest. That's the best defense in the book: deny, deny, deny.

Does size matter? While they sure chose the wrong room acoustics (or microphone) in this experiment, watch a man deflate whoopee cushions of all sizes, from extra small to extra large.