Why parenthesis?

The Toddfather was the #2 seed.

Maybe if you are a fatass with no life.

I’d much prefer the golf course just not exist at all.

A lot of golf courses recycle their own water.

I think most of the hype is due to the Wii U having a shit library and the Wii U defenders need a big game drastically. I’m sure some will like it, and more will play it because there isn’t much else.

You’ve always got the Browns.

No one.

Here, have a Snickers.

It doesn’t. Most gamers I have known care more about the new games than the old.

Is that why Gawker sites load like shit on my phone these days?

Wow, that intro kind of slapped me with nostalgia. I was 15 when Starfox 64 came out, and I was extremely excited for it back then (and RUMBLE PAK!!). This just shot me back to those feelings.

Who in the fuck says “ninty”?

This game is nothing like Halo D.

Lil Jon thinks otherwise.

It does look pretty terrible.

Yep, earlier in the year I was excited about this game, but after playing the witcher and reading a review like this, looks like I’ll be passing.

I don’t think he means the entire series in a movie. Perhaps the finale could be a two to three hour extravaganza. Shown on HBO and in movie theaters. That would be epic.

Is that really the best info you can give him? I’ll chime in. The LP60 isn’t very good. It’s probably better than any Crosley you’ll find, but that’s about it. If you are on the fence about trying out records, it will get the job done, but you will want to upgrade as soon as you can afford to. I believe there is only…

You are much more likely to be killed by another black man than the police.