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Mar 9 2010
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I've memed enough. This is not why I got into blogging.

Dec 1 2009
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Will they all be ESPN horndogs?

Oct 10 2009
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I think the only way they could have avoided this was to have the racers run 500 laps around the aquarium. Read more

Oct 9 2009
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The Creigh Deeds campaign has been tough on us all, Matt, but don't take it so personally.

Sep 25 2009
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They can't all have Sepulveda's number!

Sep 13 2009
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Quite the needledick

Sep 8 2009
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You forgot that Ray-Ray campaigned for the Jets or the Cowboys to sign him to big money in the offseason, then crawled back to Baltimore with his tail between his legs when no one wanted a fat old linebacker. Of course, being Ray Lewis, he pretends that he wanted to stay all along Read more

Sep 5 2009
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The first ever wedding registry at the Sun-Maid raisin factory?

Aug 28 2009
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Any team that gets Shannon Sharpe a Super Bowl and the right to brag about it for years to his 37 bastard kids is a team I want no part of. In fact, let's just make it a separate item. Read more

Aug 25 2009
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That goat's just havin' fun in there.

Aug 24 2009
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Now way that's more frightening than the actual Red Claw. Look at that scowl!

Aug 13 2009
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@Grimace: It's a Cutler jersey. I'm guessing tears are flammable.

Aug 10 2009
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All right, Deadspin commentariat, you got in a solid hour of heckling. Now I must return to mother's basement to burn towels and breathlessly await regular season football.

Aug 10 2009
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@JimEverettsPhantomSack: After the 800th question about anal, my eyes just gloss over. Hopefully not with fecal matter though.