Buying, reviewing and then returning is too complex of a process for the majority of MAGA morons

Its more likely to put real stunt people out of work in the short term. Why have them mo-cap when software can simulate it good enough that you cannot tell the difference.

I’ve heard you can just take a little bit, and it will grow back, like pruning an apple tree.

I can confirm that this one is real:

They’re just nipples, you’ll be okay.

That’s exactly what I said above

I’ve gotta admit, my first thought was,

Reports of one dead. Four fightermen/women injured. I’m sure Trump will handle this tragedy at his phallus with all of the class and dignity we’ve come to expect from our Commander-in-Chief.

If only it turns out there was a dumpster involved in the fire, the metaphor will be perfect!

Last time I checked, the punishment for pointing a pipe at people wasn’t summary execution on the streets.

At some point we’re going to need to make cops choose between valuing their own lives above anyone else’s, and getting paid hazard pay. The job isn’t actually dangerous if the default response is to kill anyone who looks remotely threatening, and so perhaps cops should be paid like private security guards.

Except he would not have crashed if he didn’t go into the corner too hot

I paid for something like 50 Euro for officially 2km/hr over (the limit was probably 110km/hr). I think I was actually closer to seven or twelve over, but there seems to be an official buffer. If I hadn’t been Smaxed by Avis with the ridiculously huge Ford Smax, I wouldn’t have had a handy built-in GPS speed nag and I…

If you didn’t, there is a chance you will be fined at the time you enter France next time, and you will have to pay for the infraction + interest and probably a late fee etc...
It won’t be pretty, and you won’t be allowed to drive there until you pay your fine. Ofcourse, if you don’t want to go back within the next 10…

You should definitely pay if you want to return to that country again, and especially if you want to rent a car there. I’m surprised it was only 80 Euro. Italy loves to drop the hammer on your wallet from those autoboxes

After some research to confirm its legitimacy, yes. Iplan on going back sooner than later, would rather not be stopped at the airport for something that silly.

If I was a member on a jury, sure. There’s enough reasonable doubt that I couldn’t bring myself to convict him.

Adnan’s guilty as fuck.

Yes, I can confirm or deny this.

Wow. We’ve got some real, genuine, stumpfucking morons in this thread.