I heard that he also dated Lennay Kekua before Manti Te’o did. 

I don’t seek out echo chambers.

The real question here is why a fighter named “Dustin” would be dumb enough to make their nickname “Diamond”

Ask him to head outside for lawful purposes, he’ll never see it coming.

Keep digging the hole you’re in and you’re going to hit China-America.

I know. It’s weird how people could have different reactions to different actions by the same person. Like, how could anyone credibly think announcing the FBI is reopening an investigation of a presidential candidate just before an election, when he doesn’t even know yet if there is any new substantive information,…

I haven’t read It for damn near thirty years now. It’s on my shelf, and on my to-do list (I don’t actually have such a list...), so I can’t recall what exactly the clown looked like. I think I was too scared of this book when I was a kid to actually register such nuances, lol.

Boy, the Patriots Fan brain is a weird thing indeed.

A great joke made even better with an explanation.

counterpoint: FUCK AARON HERNANDEZ, he’s a murderer.

I would argue that him being a bad guy does indeed make this less sad.

Isaiah Thomas Will Beat You And Then Embarrass You

Blah blah blah first world problems, yes, but nobody is complaining about starving—they’re complaining that they paid for nice stuff, and got shit instead. No matter how terrible you may think the attendees are, that’s the sort of thing that will lead to a lawsuit 100% of the time.

All three of these guys could have been the villain in an 80's skiing movie. 

His ridiculously outsized self regard (EVERYONE CAN FEEL THE LOVE IN MY EYES) is my favorite part of this horrid imaginary dude.

If we are talking about ditching things with no real value that are only a waste of effort and resources, why the fuck are you on a sports/joke site when there is world saving to do?

I suppose it’s not surprising that you seem to know so much about assholes.

I’m gonna guess you’re one of the human beings living a miserable life.

There are anti-dog trolls now?