I cant get over these precious snow flake conservatives who cant bear to look at most media for fear of injuring their delicate ideology. It really first all started with the Dan Rather fiasco because as we all know, wealthy, connected young chaps couldnt possibly ever conveniently avoid military service.

I started watching Sports center as a young child in the late eighties when it was just sports and no hidden political agenda.

“What a pass! Did you see how he dropped that pass right into the receivers hands? That quarterback came from a rich upper middle class family and that receiver was from an urban area on the wrong side of the tracks. That’s exactly how trickle down economics works!”

Before choosing to watch my favorite team on television, I, like most sports fans, apply a strict political litmus test on the ideological philosophy of the network broadcasting the game.

David S. Goyer? Awesome. Now if only they could get Damon Lindelof to lend a hand. That would be every MotU fan’s dream! Hey, wow, here’s a thought: I hear Brett Ratner has kind of a free schedule these days. Come on, Sony!

Everything you said was rendered irrelevant when you called Hoosiers a bad sports movie. Two academy award nominations, AFIs fourth best sports film of all time, 88% on Rotten Tomatoes, Gene Hackman, Barbara Hershey, Dennis Hopper. You’re letting your partisanship cloud your judgement. Hoosiers is a great sports…

This is literally a scene from the Simpsons.

That’s my favorite version.

And I think you got all you needed from the kids as far as exposition: there’s no one alive, he wanted to be alone, etc all comes up when they’re debating going in in the first place

I think honestly it would have been better without any voiceover at all. I have no issue with the fact that a short film doesn’t want to spell everything out the way a full length feature would, but the voiceover sort of makes it seem like they DO want to do that, so when the payoff isn’t exactly a resolution it…

Indeed. I wonder if Luke Jaden had a 27 page script and the budget for nine minutes of cinema...

I live downtown. Just recently moved back ‘home’ after living in Rochester for 9 years. The city is making big strides. So its really tough to see something like this dragging the narrative BACKWARDS again.

Its an interesting concept, and gorgeously shot, but there’s nothing to it. Its a vignette, not a story. This would be a flashback in a bigger movie.

It probably would have worked better without the narrator if they just let us figure out the story and exposited some of what happened with dialogue. although it still didn’t really have anything meaningful to say. They would have needed to work in a theme somewhere that mirrored or connected to the King and his power…

In 56, they sent in a coupon lady. With desperately sore bottoms, the mayor, and other and city officials, waited at the porta-potties. The coupon lady had made it to aisle nine and was squeezing something on the shelf, when she screamed. They watched in horror as toilet paper streamed and wrapped itself around the…

I was buying it— but after that much time and effort to establish the setup, I was expecting there to be a payoff.

This man could get charged and convicted of a crime, impeached from office, and ultimately thrown in a penitentiary and his supporters would call it a liberal conspiracy.

This entirely. Trump is such an effective communicator because he has the bulletproof, impregnable confidence that can only come from being a sociopath. He speaks with such certainty, he never umms and aahs, and the words just come flying out of his mouth so that - if you’re not actually listening to the words…

No, people not wanting to listen to Milo et al’s inane fucking racist babble is not ‘ruining free speech’ free speech means the government can’t censor you, it doesn’t mean I can’t tell you to shut the fuck up, or make fun of you for your stupid goddamn beliefs. I swear to christ, for hating ‘SJWs’ and ‘Political…

I don't think it was written by a pretty big fan either. For example, he doesn't seem to know that Stinkor DID in fact get an entire episode of the 2002 show devoted to his origin, and it's one of the best things ever.
(And no, since the list is flip-flopping from canon to canon at will, I don't see why entry #8 should…